Happy Birthday, Nick Offerman…aka RON SWANSON from Parks & Rec. I love this man. Why? Because he is a bitter, bitter, angry man who loves his bacon, steaks, whiskey, and cigars. He hates his job but he gets shit done in an orderly/precise manner. Ron Swanson is my hero.
One time I went to Taste of Texas and told my friends I didn’t want any salad or bread as it will waste space in my belly for 16oz ribeye. Who was the only one who finished their steak? Me. A tribute to you, Ron.
Also, coincidentally, my fingers smell like ribs. Definitely just snacked on a rib. Yes, I said snacked.